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Arty, feminist witchcraft Amethyst! Barack Obama, Where Are You? Melania was given a tour of the facility by officials before meeting with the detained children. And she says she saw it coming. Mia has a spring in her step this week. The White House bungled a statement about the President's physical and none of us picked up on it except Rachel Maddow, of course.

Dave also talks about what it was like when he was using, and how that impacted his family life. This is a country who, for years, has threatened to launch missiles or conduct nuclear tests. He also tells us about how he got sober, and some of the things he lost to his addiction. Hundreds of New Yorkers assembled at a newly discovered detention facility, named Cayuga Children's Center, in Harlem for a silent vigil to demand that the children of illegal migrants be reunited with their parents. Melania failed to mention the controversy when she took to Twitter Thursday night and her spokesperson, Stephanie Grisham, had earlier insisted that the first lady does indeed care, despite the jacket's message. Today, America is reeling from what looks to be the worst mass shooting in its history.

The footage is blurry but we think it's her. Lastly, we play a voice memo from Josh about the time he got Narcaned when he overdosed So should we panic now? While Donald's wife seems to be missing, Donald is very busy trying convince people he is the protagonist in an espionage film plot he calls 'Spygate'. She asked how she could help 'these children to reunite with their families as quickly as possible' and how often they communicate with their families. Republican Senate nominee Roy Moore is the latest powerful man to face allegations of sexual assault. That's the title of Hillary Clinton's new book, which is big punch in the guts of a book that delivers everything we'd hoped.

Escapism has hit a new low, and that new low is glittery vaginal discharge. The Muslim ban gets the thumbs up from the Supremes right before one of them retires. Relapse, Nature of People. Melania made the world a better place for children this week by launching a campaign called 'Be Best'. Ivanka visited Jerusalem to open the new American embassy there. Dave tells the story about recently meeting Artie Lange. We read an email from a Dopey Nation member who had to remove a decomposing body for work when he was high.