Or, as we call it on Twitter: If you ever really want someone to call back, leave them a message saying, "I've got tickets to" and hang up Maya Angelou If I'd agree with you, we'd both be wrong Oh, my soul is tired, but I've got an itch to scratch, I've got a stone to throw, and I want to sink my teeth into your hollow bones. This is your life, don't ignore it.
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Better empty a powerful firearm through its door We'll be happy 'til we die. Practice your story before you tell your friends because you have 17 seconds to tell it before they look back down at their phones…. Mostly buzzing, running into the windows, desperately searching for feces I used to have opinions too, still probably have more than you do. Eat a random coworker's lunch and then write "This is for what you said about me" on the empty container You know, things terrible people mistake for fun.
Fuck it – I’m going home – Motivate Us Not
Fashionabel There must be something wrong, if all the people on the streets are all confessing your conceit, but you won't. When the morning comes, we will wake, and the sun will kiss your beautiful face. There's no easy way to say this, but the sixth sick Sheik's sixth sheep's sick I appreciate the effort, but I don't need the threat of death to keep me from a James Franco movie. If a bear confronts you in the woods, make it go away by handing it a flyer for your boyfriend's band's show.
Wouldn't you love to be what they wanted? A "frequent flier" is a repeat caller. I need you now to hold my hand and whisper softly, and tell me I'm your man. Is it such a sin to want to save our skin from the mess we've made Biography Harland Miller is a British artist and author who is best known for his large-scale, photo-realistic paintings, posters, and prints of vintage Penguin book covers.